Potions! Get Your Potions!

potion bottles
Potion Bottles

Feeling tired? Weak? No energy left to complete that oh-so-important final daily quest?

Then we have the solution for you! For a single low, low once off payment, you only have to pay once, ever, we can supply you with a potion to suit any need!

Health Low? Red potion!
Short on mana? Blue!
All sprinted out? Energizing yellow!

Get a single life saving potion for only $1.50* or get a set of four for $5.00* or buy seven but pay for six! Only $9.00! But act now, our cauldron has a hole in it and we’re practically hemorrhaging liquids!

*Postage not included in prices, not intended for consumption by human, animal or otherwise. Contains Water, food dye, super glue, glass and cork. Sizes small: 3.5cm tall.

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